This news makes me nauseous. Tila Tequila is claiming that she and Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson are engaged, and that Casey gave her a 17-carat ring. Last we heard from Casey Johnson, she had just been released from jail on bail after being arrested for grand theft of one of her former friends, Jasmine Lennard. In addition to the all of the stuff Casey stole from Jasmine, she also used a vibrator and left it for Jasmine at the scene of the crime. So… yeah. Casey is crazy. Is she crazy enough to “propose” to Tila Tequila? Yeah… probably.
Tila Tequila is getting married to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Or so she said Wednesday morning in a rambling USTREAM video.
“We have an announcement,” the 27-year-old MTV reality star, clad in black lingerie, began. “…So are you ready for this big announcement that’s going to change our lives?”
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!
“Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
She said they have “a lot of work to do to plan a wedding” and that they’re “very happy. We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.” Before the video ended, they made out in front of the camera.
Late Tuesday, Tila (real name: Tila Nguyen) and Johnson made an appearance at Tuesday’s L.A. launch party for Travis Barker’s clothing line, Famous Stars and Straps. “Tila and Casey told everyone they were engaged,” an attendee tells Us. “They were showing off the ring to people!”
Tila recently made headlines after alleging that San Diego Chargers quarterback Shawne Merriman choked and unlawfully restrained her at his home. San Diego County District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis later dismissed her claims due to insufficient evidence.
[From Us Weekly]
Here’s the thing (like there’s only one “thing” about this): Casey and her girlfriend Courtenay Semel just broke up. It was actually Semel who did the dumping on Crazy, doing it a few days after Semel was the one to turn Crazy in to Jasmine. So… have Tila and Casey known each other for a while? They could have. The pool of Hollywood’s faux lesbians is relatively small, so I could see their paths crossing at some point. But to go from casual acquaintance to fiancé in such a short time? Ugh. And look at Casey in these pictures. I doubt she even knows what year it is. She’s not capable of making any decisions whatsoever.
