Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are likely already back together, or will be back together shortly, because they were spotted having dinner together over the weekend. The Plan worked. And now it’s time to do a repeat – once Sam and Lindsay have any kind of stability in their relationship, Lindsay starts trying to have sex with men. And I have an idea for a great candidate: Lindsay’s new (alleged) “sober coach”. That dude would be everybody’s favorite heartthrob Tom Hardy. If Hardy gets within six feet of Lindsay, I might have to start hating him.
Someone is trying to plant an idea in Lindsay Lohan’s head — about how to stay sober — and who better to do that than one of the stars of “Inception,” Tom Hardy.
TMZ has learned LiLo has struck a friendship with Hardy recently after the pair were introduced by mutual friends. We’re told they even met for dinner one night last week.
Sources tell us Tom is giving Lindsay advice on how to stay sober and Lindsay is seriously listening to him. Hardy famously battled addiction early on in his career and has been sober since 2003.
No word on if a totem is involved.
[From TMZ]
I’m honestly not sure if Tom is sober. I know he’s talked about how he used to do drugs and drink a lot (and sleep with men), but was it something he just grew out of or is in some kind of program? Unknown. What is known is that Lindsay is going to try to jump on The Hardy Dong as soon as possible. Ugh, TOM! Oh, and before everyone starts yelling about how he has a girlfriend or fiancée… yeah. That’s never stopped Lindsay before, and I tend to think Tom is a bit of a man-whore.
Last thing – look at these photos of Lindsay last night at the Lakers game. She’s already back to tweaking before she goes out for the night. Sobriety my ass.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.
