Confession: I completely missed seeing Lady Gaga on the red carpet last night and I guess I missed any cutaways to her in the audience (??), so this is my first time seeing her. OH. MY. GOD. What is going on with her? Her face looks… well, she was NOT born this way. No one is born with that amount of Botox and fillers. And no one is born with the worst, the trashiest wigs out there. Good lord, this is just…there are no words.
Um, why was Gaga even there? Did I miss that too? She wasn’t nominated for anything, she didn’t perform. I guess she was just there for DRAMA. Because Gaga is a legend in her own mind. Anyway, Gaga wore Versace to the Oscars and then she switched dresses (still Versace) for the after parties. She attended the Elton John party and the Vanity Fair party.
So, what was going on with her? Was it just awful makeup? Botox? Fillers? Bad wigs? An unholy combination of all of the above? Even John Travolta is looking at her thinking, “Girl, fix your wig game. You disgust me.”
Oh, and the dresses are bad too. I don’t understand why the combination of Versace + Gaga is so… boring and budget? It made sense on paper, but in execution, it’s just so blah and cheap-looking.
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