Justin Bieber’s been pretty quiet for the past several weeks. Scooter Braun probably wanted Swag to lay low and stop crying over his racist video scandal. I keep reading more stuff about how Swag will be prosecuted for egg-gate, but none of those stories ever pan out. No one wants to take the trouble to actually deal with Bieber’s bad behavior. Instead … Bieber acts up, and his team gives him a time out. He sulks for awhile and comes back for more. He’s still in his time-out phase and wants to come out and play again.
What’s a Swag to do when he wants to make everyone forget his petulant brattiness and racist behavior? (After a bathtub baptism, I mean.) He hits the gym and posts a workout selfies to Instagram. Bieber tried this tactic once after brothel-gate when he posted a picture of his “ripped” abs. Swag thought it was hot, but it was so not. What do you think of his pumping-iron pictures? I want to know whether those are really 40 lb dumbbells or a dummy version.
The workout shots aren’t even the worst of the new batch of Bieber selfies. Swaggy’s been posting to a new Shots account, and those pictures are vom-inducing. He posted some photos (below) of himself hanging with da ladies, which means (I guess) that he and Selena are over again already. One of the girls is Chantal Jeffries, who was with him during his drag racing arrest. Here’s the best worst picture of all: Swaggy giving a perspective shot from his nether region area with the camera. This is the “look at what you’re missing, Selena” cam.
This isn’t even the full version of the picture. You can see happy trail here. *vom*
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Shots & Justin Bieber on Instagram
