People always yell at me when I try to talk about Justin Bieber and how he’s the hardest bitch straight out of Canada. I’ve jokingly called him Lil’ Maple Leaf before, but now I think we should focus on the sad state of his pants. Lil’ Droopy Drawers? Lil’ Saggy Diaper? These are photos of Justin Bieber over the weekend in Ibiza. He’s even got his sag on at the beach, yo. He’s the hardest brother in Ibiza, y’all don’t even know. I’m also including some pics of Miranda Kerr in Munich last week, where she was opening an Escada store. Why put these photos together in the same post? Because we’re still talking about how they hooked up in 2012:
No wonder Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber. We’re told the “Boyfriend” singer liked to boast to friends that he slept with Miranda Kerr while she was married to Bloom. A source tells Confidential that when Bieber and the model were reported to have hooked up after meeting at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in New York, “Bieber would brag about it while he was in the studio.” What a gentleman!
Bieber’s rep declined to comment.
But that’s not all – The Daily Mirror also says that Justin told his friends that Miranda Kerr had vowed to “make him a man” (good luck, gurl) and Orlando Bloom was really not happy about all of the Bieber gossip:
One close source said: “Orlando had heard that there had been some flirting going on and he wasn’t exactly over the moon about it, in fact he was furious. At the time of the split it was certainly one of the motivations. He was, and still is, very cross about all of this. He can’t believe that someone he regards as a silly little boy has had this impact on his relationship. He is absolutely fuming.”
For what it’s worth, I do think Miranda and Lil’ Saggy did hook up. Miranda historically denied the rumors, but I always believed she was fooling around on Orlando with multiple men, including a one-off with Bieber. The Bieber thing wasn’t an affair in the sense that there was some big emotional connection. I think Miranda just banged him because she could, for fun. Because she wasn’t disgusted by him. Which makes me question everything about her.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
