Halle Berry trots out her hostage, Olivier Martinez, so they’re not done… yet

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Well, I was wrong. My sixth sense failed me. Or did it? DUN-DUN-DUN. A few days ago, I got a spooky feeling that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez were dunzo. They hadn’t been pap’d together for nearly more than a month. Well, Olivier hadn’t been seen at all for more than a month, and I thought he might have bolted, or he could have been shackled in Halle’s dungeon (you never know). But Halle and Olivier stepped out yesterday, looking… er, not exactly happy. In some of these photos, I swear Olivier is being led, hostage-style, at gunpoint. So I’ll admit that I wrong, but I’ll also take credit for this perp-walk. Perhaps Halle figured it was time to do a photo op and her crazy ass demanded that Olivier walk with her in front of cameras. OR ELSE.

What does this mean? Perhaps it’s like Halle said to Gabriel Aubry, in a conversation he allegedly, secretly recorded – Halle views this relationship as “business”. She and Olivier are “together” for as long as it takes to get their film Dark Tide out and promoted, and then they’ll not-so-quietly split and suddenly we’ll hear from Team Halle about how Olivier is a terrible, racist, abusive monster?

All I know is that this doesn’t really look like a couple in love. Oh, and Halle’s hair is much too short. I don’t like this new haircut.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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